Howdy Y’all

I ate an entire bag of grapes last week, when only a handful could’ve killed my dog. Chocolate? Delicious and safe to eat for me, deadly for most mammals and birds.

And it goes on and on. The thiosulfates and psoralens in onions and garlic are toxic to most animals. Meanwhile here we are dicing them and adding them to our food to make it yummy. The capsaicin we love for giving our spicy food its kick is one of nature’s versions of a pesticide.

Avocados? Contain persin, which is so toxic to so many different animals that it can kill birds, rodents, and even a fucking HORSE. The caffeine in a shot of espresso can kill your dog or cat, and there’s no antidote for it.

Besides, we’re the only mammals that drink milk past infancy. Not only that, it’s the milk of OTHER ANIMALS. You’re not supposed to do that. Most mammals completely lose the ability to digest lactose past infancy. The enzyme needed to metabolize lactose is fully GONE. And here we are making CHEESE???