GlobalObesity

Slow down, fatten up

Hm~ wonder what this program does...

Just why would anyone want that?

Other than health concerns (if those do concern you) there’s no reason to!

But? But what? "But people think I should be skinny": people also think visible ribcages are hot or that every man needs to cycle test to look like Arnold. "But it's unhealthy": smoking and drinking are more unhealthy than being fat and horny, and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone in this day and age that doesn't have a vice. Gooning is in nowadays anyway.

"But it's antisocial": wouldn't you rather stay home every day gorging and gooning yourself hotter and fatter than associate with anybody who thinks otherwise?

"But it's not normal": what is normal? Not normal is a label small minded people police others with. My normal is not your normal is not a strangers normal.

You see, any argument you could have against pleasure is weak compared to the feeling pleasure can give you. So give in to pleasure. Give up for pleasure. Stop listening to the crowd that can't think for themselves, and live your life the way it should be lived. There's a reason the Greeks had the mythos of Dionysis, no? Hedonism has been a normal human craving for thousands of years. Who are you to deny yourself of what you could be?

Dude, easy. Just imagine the average big bellied BMI-maxed binge eater American bro reading this post right now...

Sprawled lazily across a sagging couch in his cluttered apartment, the air thick with weed smoke and the greasy aroma of a doordashed McDonald’s feast spread out before him. His massive, doughy dome of a gut spills over his lap, stretching his stained football jersey to its limits. The ever accumulating weight pinning him into the cushion more every day. He doesn’t care, though. It feels good. All he wants is more. Bigger is better.

He moans through each mouthful, sloppily chewing through burger after burger. A long, rumbling fart escapes him. He’s too baked to be embarrassed… he should be embarrassed. But he never is. His belly growls, demanding more, so he chugs from a liter of Mountain Dew, nursing a Bud in between. Sugary soda and overstuffing make a night complete. A big shameless belch erupts, wobbling his chins. Fuck yeah. He’s desperate for more, always starving, and it’s the best kind of ache.

His gut swells bigger with every unhealthy calorie, now bulging well over his thighs, reddened stretch marks glowing under the TV light. He humps lazily against his fat pad, groaning as pleasure courses through him. “Nnghh… fuuuck…” he slurs, cross-eyed, as his bong bubbles quietly from a long pull. God bless the dispensary. He takes a few more hits and continues to gorge on his corporate fat slop.

He’s definitely not addicted. Nah, he could stop anytime. But why would he? This is freedom, isn’t it? This is the American dream, bro. He’s joining the statistics, becoming a living stereotype. He’s contributing to the high obesity rate, consuming more and more mindlessly because it feels good. It's what every guy is doing. He’s greedy, and he doesn’t care about anybody else’s thoughts. Chad stays fat, full, fucked, and free while he endlessly grows, bro.

I’ve loved that i made this choice and gaining weight has been incredible and everything i was worried about when i was skinny about making this choice did not matter

i want everyone who is tempted to gain to just try it out (you can always lose it but allow yourself to love it and it will be so much fun)

no one can convince me otherwise

this is your sign, do it get fat