bleblop from mars 🫧

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Huh? How did you know I was a bisexual seme from an early 2000s yaoi? *wearing an animal print button up maybe with a fur trimmed coat as well*

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket