O my sorrow, you are better than a well-beloved.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

Infinite Jeffs is an actual physical book you can buy in which “every one of the ~550,000 words in Infinite Jest [is replaced] with ‘Jeff’ while preserving punctuation, line breaks, etc.”

any day now folks

this could be big

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

if i do something wrong they kill me