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vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

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shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

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poetrylesbian

mini-wrants

This is extra funny considering how many men foam at the mouth to blame women for the wage gap by claiming the only degrees women get are literature degrees.

Women can’t find well paying jobs because they only study ancient literature and history but they don’t really understand it like men do because men play Assassins Creed.

calebwittebane

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

woman-becomer

keep your head up Fucked Bastard we can do this

bonivers

this is really how it feels

#honestly i feel that #but unless its less than 6 i try to keep it to myself #i might mention the time i went to bed since its always later than my coworkers and gf #but 7 hours of sleep is technically fine unless its happening regularly #i could function for a couple days #a week if its truly a vacation #but my body will feel it #im getting too old :/

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

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ingridverse

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

capricorn-0mnikorn

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

sparrowsfallingfromthesky

mens-rights-activia

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

tr-shb-g

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

mistflarden-deactivated20200816

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

eldriitchmurmurs

in europe they got antisemitism

number-one-malloc-appreciator

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leebrontide

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

handweavers

you are punished for going on psychiatric medication and you are punished for not going on psychiatric medication. if you are punished either way you might as well do what you feel is right

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

fangs-4-fags

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

fangs-4-fags

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

fangs-4-fags

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

fangs-4-fags

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

joycoded

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rickybabyboy

tiger is better than phone

drowning-lessonz

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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