Idk

I hate when people tell me I need to ‘get out of my comfort zone’ I don’t even have a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable

Look at this beautiful angel

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

I need some money so….

I hope this works… Im broke af…

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

the actual concept of infinity war just makes me so…. tired. to be honest. like, will i watch it? yes. definitely. do i think they’re going to do a good job balancing everybody’s storylines and keeping them in character? no, diane, i don’t. i like to imagine that’s where steve’s involuntary retirement beard is at, too. he’s sitting in a lawn chair with jason bourne at wherever international fugitives hang out, complaining about the nsa, and the team comes over like “heyyyyy, steve-o…. big guy. slugger. champ. so…. about the shield you dropped, you’re… gonna need it” and steve is like “sure. sure. great. an infinity war. by definition a limitless war involving absolutely fucking…. everybody. great. good. terrific. let me get right on that.”

I didn’t think this post could get any better

big comfy piles of pillows

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

same

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

There’s more!

@lemememeringue

@intermittently-ava how do you sit in a chair?

@adamsgirl42 *pokes head out of nest of blankets* what’s a chair?

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

why is no one talking about the denim god; Jod?

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I’m fairly sure I have a follower called Ashley. But it’s not my name

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

Delete this website and only leave this behind

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

This is so cute

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.