relatable shitposting

They did exactly that perfectly

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

Happy Meaty Shlap Monday

happy meaty shlap monday

given that covid was declared a pandemic in spring 2020, reblog and put in the tags how old you were then, what age you spent the entire year of in quarantine (may or may not be different than previous), and how old you are now

At least she lives up to her username

Remember being like 13 and being like I'm a creep I'm a weirdo.. And then you get older and you're like oh I was just 13 actually. And then you get older again and you're like maybe I was onto something maybe there is something wrong with me

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die