Jess The Mess

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

real self love is closing a personality quiz when it asks you to pick one out of ten paragraph long options,,,,, thanks but i know who i am,,, a person who’s not gonna stand for this

small shifts in stimuli are surprisingly simple to do and can do wonders for your mental state

feeling bored, might imagine myself in unrealistic scenarios of love, idk

this ask lives in my mind rentfree

When your so foolish you don’t see when someone is trying to help you.

What a dumbass

New meme format

How far up your own ass do you have to be to tell a reporter they are doing their job wrong

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

idk how many songs bastille’s gonna make about finding comfort and happiness in another person amidst depression and the horrors of the world but i can tell u im never gonna get tired of them

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

im tired of being broke *goes outside and starts shaking trees*

me @ people who make long informative posts: i appreciate how knowledagable you are but i cant read that

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"