you ever just live your everyday life so well and you’re like so goddamn proud and then one day suddenly the most random possible yet incredibly specific thing happens and then you’re like well i guess i should off myself then

everyone thinks im sooo normal and most of the time i think im normal too but i guess not -_-

LMFAO IM LOSING MY MIND

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

girls with… muscles… pretty

i only know ive had enough caffeine when my piss starts smelling like cortisol

really looking forward to recovering! psychiatrist just prescribed me ten hours of yaoi a day ^_^

i feel like im turning into an uke. what do i do