There is always money in the banana [omitted]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

so ur saying. after last week where buck was straight. he ends up roadtripping with his bestfriendcoworkerhusbandguy. and he’s like. eddie!!! let’s NOT take the I-10 (stupid), let’s take the side roads. and eddie’s emotionally pussy whipped so he goes. yeah great idea buck!! and they get super lost and start fighting like a married couple. and so they end up a dinner where they have a little domestic and every single patron and staff member thinks they are gay and married. and then they get HATE CRIMED and CHASED OUT with a GUN because someone starts being homophobic and eddie just won’t stand for it. and then through Circumstances and Reasons buck gets kidnapped by a divorced couple trying to replace their braindead son. which is honestly a really awesome contrived situation for buck buckley who replaced his own dead brother. meanwhile the cops won’t help eddie because they’re HOMOPHOBIC and think eddie KILLED his HUSBAND. but because that literally is his bestfriendcoworkerhusbandguy he starts behaving crazily and goes on the run while injured in order to find #hisbuck. and eddie absolutely fucks these people who kidnapped buck up. and then bucks like “you look like hell” and eddie’s like “you should see the other guy” and buck (#hisbuck) goes “i am the other guy:)” whatever that is supposed to mean??? and also this episode begins and ends with a carry on wayward son needle drop. anyway. remember how buck was straight last week?

To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

while we're still alectopaused i'd just like to shout out gideon's personal monkey's paw hell. she has left the ninth house; her father is god; she has been elevated to the highest rank in the cohort; she is untouchable and invulnerable, seeing active combat against sinister foes that lesser warriors couldn't possibly stand against; harrowhark nonagesamis has died or been erased, either way ensuring that she never has to see her again. kiriona gaia has gotten literally everything that she always wanted, and all it cost her was what she found along the way.

Its also worth noting that her family TRIED to flee to the US and was denied. She was in that camp partly because the US refused to let her refugee family immigrate.

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

Happy pride

her storytelling skills are killing me