wowsers bowsers

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

if you like opening tabs and downloading files. by god is ravelry the website for you

when i dont reply to a message itsbecause i love you

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]