bizza rolls

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

Left my resignation letter. Fuck you and good luck without me. (They can’t afford to lose me but apparently they can’t treat me decently either)

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

The slight hand raised in surrender at the end