this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

Finding a colorblind friendly redesign of the rainbow flag has me happy to see a pride flag for once