Just fangirling around on Tumblr

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

You know what I miss in xenoblade? Being able to trade with every named NPC. Loved that

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

I think the best case scenario for a real Goncharov would be for an indie team made up of people who are really into old school film techniques makes it; and then the entire marketing campaign is a meta-narrative about how some film archivists "found" the masters or negatives of this "lost cult classic" and remastered it just in time for the 55th anniversary of the "original" release and managed to get it into theaters for the occasion, complete with side-by-side "comparisons" of the best surviving "original" copy of the film and this new "digital remaster"

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

not in public you don’t

did I REALLY just see a post using a single study of EIGHTEEN! PEOPLE! to argue there is statistical evidence that gen z college students can't read. be serious for five seconds

how is it we are entering our fourth decade of the youth being stupid because of chatGPT (3 years old) and smartphones (18 years old)? well obviously the youth are so stupid it broke time

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT!!!