am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

i have princess in a tower disorder (uncontrollable isolation)

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Frizzy hair is fun actually. it’s like a halo.

"Another dude? Jesus. How many dudes do you need?" - Cordelia Cupp (noting the gender imbalance in the room)

Every time Cordelia cupp is on screen I start giggling and kicking my feet tell me more bird facts beautiful

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

something i find frustrating about Life lately is how people just absolutely refuse to experience any discomfort. and i dont mean this in the boomer "wah kids have it too easy theyre all pushovers and pussies" way, but i mean people will go crazy over anything thats not totally 100% sanitised and comfortable and pure and whatever the fuck. a show has a sex scene and you dont like it? people used to just look away for a second and maybe cringe. now it's a whole thinkpiece. people would rather ghost their friends or let issues fester rather than ever address an issue in their relationship with them. they wont let their friends vent in case it makes them uncomfortable. like can you just buck the fuck up and let things be a bit awkward sometimes? it wont kill you.