Wowee

i resent the dominance of The Car in america but access to cars allows for a really fun and exciting emotion called ‘being insane alone in your car’

u r born on this planet against ur will and then they tell u drugs r illegal. this is all made up. wtf.

rb to give all your mutuals a hug and fruit of their choice <3

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

soft rain in the middle of the night, my beloved

Why would you NOT be patient with overworked staff. Is there any interaction more honest and rewarding than seeing someone obviously overwhelmed and telling them "y'all look super busy, don't worry about serving me fast, take your time" and watching them drop the customer service act for a sec to be like "yeah it is nuts today, you have no idea", like babe I've BEEN there, anyone in here gives you shit u know I gochu

Girl

Mood

Jynx when she faints in pokemon stadium

Me when I faint irl