The Sliciest thing Since Sliced Bread

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

Well that’s just FANTASTIC.

@vague-magnus-archives @entities-of-posts

You can take the Czech Republic out of the socialist surveillance apparatus, but you can’t take the apparatus out of the Czech Republic.

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.