Pepsi

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

the drinky thinker...

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

New thing we should try! Make a movie with no twinkish white men so that Tumblr will focus on the plot instead of some guy that has 30 screen seconds because he looks vaguely attractive!

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

sometimes a bad bitch just needs to sit by the sea

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn