Pepsi

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

i could be dying in a ditch and still be reblogging shit on this hellsite

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

the drinky thinker...

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

New thing we should try! Make a movie with no twinkish white men so that Tumblr will focus on the plot instead of some guy that has 30 screen seconds because he looks vaguely attractive!

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms