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bliss lane
Discoholic 🪩
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
untitled
roma★
Origami Around
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium
tumblr dot com
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Noah Kahan
@theartofmadeline
The Stonewall Inn
seen from Australia
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seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
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@anndie1326
What's your favourite Christmas movie?
The polar Express ☕
Home alone 🏠
The Muppet Christmas Carol 🤶
ELF 🎅
The Grinch that stole Christmas 🎄
Frosty the snowman ⛄
A Christmas story ⛸️
The nightmare before Christmas 🎃
A Christmas carol 🎵
Rudolph The Red nosed reindeer ❄️
A Charlie Brown Christmas 🎁
Other (tell me in the comments)
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This poll is referring specifically to roads that are part of the US Interstate Highway System, not just any numbered highways.
US residents: how do you (or people in your area) commonly refer to the local INTERSTATE HIGHWAY(S)? Assume this is casual conversation among people familiar with the area (not formal/professional/broadcast speech)
Haven't lived in USA or don't live near an interstate enough to talk about it
"Interstate Number" (e.g., "Today traffic sucked on Interstate Seven")
"THE I-Number" (e.g., "Today traffic sucked on the I-Seven")
"I-Number" (e.g., "Today traffic sucked on I-Seven")
"THE Number" (e.g., "Today traffic sucked on the Seven")
"Number" (e.g., "Today traffic sucked on Seven")
Some other phrase/name I will explain
"Interstate Seven" was used as an example because it does not exist.
Do you have any pets with human names?
Yes (NOT named after a fictional character)
Yes, named after a fictional character
My pet's name CAN be a human name but it's not usually, these days (e.g. Elmo)
No, my pet has a classic pet name (e.g. Rover, Luna, Spot)
No, my pet has a noun or adjective name (e.g. Pumpkin)
My pet's name doesn't fit any of these
Multiple pets, different answers
No pets
Share your pets' names in the tags!
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
are you dressing up this year for halloween?
yes! (tell me what you’re gonna be down below!!)
nope :(
I’m being a scarab beetle :)
the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit
ya got
gochujang butter noodles
peanut butter noodles
chili crisp fettuccine alfredo
miso butter noodles
any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.
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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
ok because apparently i'm wrong about this, reblog with where you live and whether you got to eat lunch outside during school or not
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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You’ve been kidnapped and the main character from the last show you watched is coming to rescue you. Are you safe?
yes
no
results
curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.
@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.
@alilcajun @aralioideae
a couple of challengers emerge
You are all fucking madmen
Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Would you read a book with this title?
Absolutely!
Sure, why not?
Probably not
You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title
Share what you got!
I know that some British people take umbridge at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
Not enough people talking about tzatziki
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Aziraphale
Azirasnail
Azirakale
Azirawhale
Bonus:
Azirapale
good sir i raise you
Azirabail
Azirahail
Azirajail
Azirapail
Azirarail
Azirasail
Aziraflail
Azirabale
Aziramale
Aziragale
Azirasale
Azirascale
…
and bonus
azir-impale
MOOOORE??
yesssss
I see the serious game has started
Well then...
<trigger warning: a certain absent bird>
Then of course there's the Aziratale
Help, I can't stop this madness
Azirarail 2.0
AZIRAQUAIL
AZIRASHALE
Bonus: Azirascale 2
What a nifty scale!
Here's my Azirascale, not that stylish I'm afraid
I have another!
Aziranails (2)
This is everything and more I could have dreamed of for this shitpost! 💞
Feel like it's only fitting I throw another in the ring (I'm sorry, I really, truly am)
Azirawail
Aziraveil and the good lad demon him indoors on their mawwage day. And they lived happily ever after. The end 😊
(adding my version of Azirasnail)
You are all crazy! I love you!
I found it. I found the best TikTok. The rest of the internet can go home now. Please, for the love of whichever forces you believe in, turn on your sound.
