Hello! I’m Kit (they/them)! I’m primarily a fic writer for Schitt’s Creek and RWRB, though I occasionally consider writing for other fandoms. I’m stereopticons on ao3 and you can find my Schitt’s Creek fics and drabble collections here. My RWRB fics and drabble collections here.
I am generally open to podfic, translations, etc of my fic, but I do request that you ask first!
My ask box is open, and theoretically, so are fic prompts, but full disclosure, it may take 3-5 business years for me to get to them.
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I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
at this point whenever the topic of trans healthcare for minors comes up i just say that i would rather a million cis kids start hormones and then change their minds than have a single trans kid commit suicide because they were barred from medically transitioning and i refuse to budge on that even a little bit
you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.
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Fic Rec Friday's Week of Celebrations and Self-Recs Day 5
It's the last day of self-recs! Themes are here.
Thanks for the tags, @elleelleg and @a-noble-dragon!
Occupations:
to keep yourself warm [david/patrick, E, 8,334] - David is a celebrity stylist hired to style indie musician Patrick. They get snowed in on Christmas! oh no, what will they do!
Whump/Sickfic:
if i'm not beyond repair [david/patrick, M, 8,346] - Patrick gets a call that David has been in a car accident because even though they've broken up, David left Patrick as his emergency contact
Nature:
the ocean grew hands to hold me [david/patrick, T, 1,500] - David and a lot of feelings about water. Or, I sat by a lake in Ontario for three days and made it everyone else's problem.
Food:
so bitter and so sweet [david/patrick, E, 26,940] - is coffee a food? Idk. Coffeeshop AU in which David is the barista, with a side of Stevie/Twyla rivals to lovers.
Fashion:
i feel dizzy, i feel sunny, i feel fizzy and funny and fine [david/patrick, E, 3,499] - Patrick tries a new fashion. (It's lace panties.)
Self-Care:
paint me up (you're my favorite color) [david/patrick, E, 2,498] - David's nail polish makes Patrick a little bit insane (and also horny). And then David paints Patrick's nails, and that also makes him a little insane.
Fic Rec Friday's Week of Celebrations and Self-Recs Day 4
Themes and info are here
Thanks for the tag, @elleelleg and @a-noble-dragon!
Song Fic:
you can tell everybody (that this is your song) [david/patrick, T, 1,000] - ten unrelated lyric prompts into a canon divergent drabble sequence. While a lot of my fics are inspired by songs, this is probably the only one that could be considered a song fic.
Magical Realism:
Room Nine is a Wormhole [david/patrick, T, 2,615] - more or less what it says on the tin.
Wedding Bells:
yeah i'm afraid (but i'll follow you anyway) [david/patrick, T, 1,877] - pre-wedding introspection from both David and Patrick
Ladies of SC:
the world would make sense again (if i held your hand) [alexis/twyla, T, 2,699] - Twyla tries to get over her fear of flying in order to visit Alexis in New York
Fic Rec Friday's Week of Celebrations and Self-Recs Day 3
List of themes and more info here
Thanks for the tags, @elleelleg and @a-noble-dragon
Sporting:
a bit of a change-up [david/patrick, T, 3,103] - Patrick becomes a Little League coach and David goes toe-to-toe with some Little League grandmas.
Angst With a Happy Ending:
gather up the avenues [david/patrick, E, 10,371] - I have a fair number of fics that would fit this category but I have a soft spot for this one in which David and Patrick dated in New York and broke up and in their respective heartbreak (and some meddling from their friends), find their way to Schitt's Creek and back to each other.
Missing Scenes/Codas:
where's the bathroom? [david/patrick, T, 1,737] - Patrick wakes up after spending the night in the motel room after 6x07 and has to compete with all of the Roses for a bathroom. It ends up more tender and soft than it sounds.
Hobbies:
parallax [david/patrick, T, 5,069, collab with @roseapothecary] - Patrick once purchased a photography print from a mysterious artist in New York who subsequently disappeared from the public eye. Years later, he notices that Twyla has a print that's clearly from the same artist. Who could the mysterious artist possibly be???
Meet Cute/Ugly:
everybody's waiting for the next surprise [david/patrick, T, 1,430] - David and Patrick meet at a haunted house that Stevie drags David to.
Family:
coming home to you [stevie & the roses, T, 2,185] - stevie is one of the roses and I will die on this hill.
Fic Rec Friday's Week of Celebrations and Self-Recs Day 2
Themes for the week can be found here.
Thanks for the tag, @a-noble-dragon!
Holidays:
i didn't know i was lonely 'til i saw your face [david/patrick, E, 13,021] - this fic contains not one, but six different holidays (plus Christmas twice!). It's a Holidate AU in which David and Patrick are each other's standing dates for holidays.
Rare Pairs:
your secret's safe with me [stevie/ruth, M, 3,125] - Stevie wants to plan Ruth a surprise party, so she turns to David for help, despite the fact that David has never yet planned a successful surprise party. They are chaotic best friends and platonic soulmates and I love them.
Night at Stevie's:
love you in moderation (do i look moderate to you?) [david/patrick, E, 7,211] - it is what it says on the tin lol.
Tropes:
charms and feigns [david/patrick, M, 4,744] - David lets a meddling Stevie book the hotel for his and Patrick's trip to a conference and oh no! she "accidentally" booked them in a room with only one bed! Whatever will they do!
5+1 Things:
I'm putting this under a cut because I love 5+1s and I can't choose a favorite so you get all of them lol
In publication order:
the wrong place, every time [david/patrick, E, 2,804] - five times Stevie walks in on David and Patrick and one time David walks in on her
home where my love lies waiting [david/patrick, T, 1,655] - five times Patrick kisses David on the forehead and one time David kisses Patrick
just another picture to burn [david/patrick, M, 4,849] - five times David destroys something from a failed relationship and one time he doesn't
as close as pages in a book [stevie/ruth, T, 3,389] - five times Ruth comes in to buy a book from Stevie, and one time she brings one of her own
standing on my little island with you [david/patrick, T, 3,811] - five times David and Patrick run into each other in New York and one time they meet in Schitt's Creek
with a hand on your side of the bed [david/patrick, T, 2,330] - five times David falls asleep without Patrick and one time they wake up together
knock on wood [david/patrick, E, 3,356] - five fifth anniversary gifts Patrick gives David and one (or two) that David gives him
crossed words and open hearts [david/patrick, E, 2,568] - five times David needs help with a crossword puzzle and one time he doesn't
the shape of things we cannot ignore [david/stevie, E, 610] - David, Stevie, and some very casual sex with definitely no feelings involved, no sir. (this is just a five things, no plus one)
with a little water and a little bit of sunlight [david/patrick, T, 1,455] - four times Patrick buys flowers from David for someone else and one time he buys them for David
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if you’ll be my star, i’ll be your sky [david/patrick, T, 1,196] - contains the tag “seriously I got five cavities just from writing this” which pretty much sums it up
Humor:
Making It Official [david/patrick, T, 413] - David and Patrick file for their marriage license and learn some things about each other. Fun fact: I downloaded the form for a marriage license in Ontario as research for this 400-word fic!
Hurt/Comfort:
let my love fix you up [david/patrick, T, 1,675] - Patrick suffers a minor injury while hiking and David takes care of him the best way he knows how. Anxious Marshmallow!David my beloved.
Around the World:
in the long tresses of your hair (i am a babbling brook) [david/patrick, T, 1,290] - best i can do is a fic set on an airplane inspired by a person sitting in front of me on a flight with lustrous hair (and i dropped my kindle between the seats and couldn’t get it until we landed)
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