fuckin’ love doing things out of spite

Hello! I’m Kit (they/them)! I’m primarily a fic writer for Schitt’s Creek and RWRB, though I occasionally consider writing for other fandoms. I’m stereopticons on ao3 and you can find my Schitt’s Creek fics and drabble collections here. My RWRB fics and drabble collections here.

I am generally open to podfic, translations, etc of my fic, but I do request that you ask first!

My ask box is open, and theoretically, so are fic prompts, but full disclosure, it may take 3-5 business years for me to get to them.

haunted - spanish love songs

clearer - sarge

stuck between stations - the hold steady

acid tongue - jenny lewis

family happiness - the mountain goats

It's the last day of self-recs! Themes are here.

Thanks for the tags, @elleelleg and @a-noble-dragon!

Occupations:

to keep yourself warm [david/patrick, E, 8,334] - David is a celebrity stylist hired to style indie musician Patrick. They get snowed in on Christmas! oh no, what will they do!

Whump/Sickfic:

if i'm not beyond repair [david/patrick, M, 8,346] - Patrick gets a call that David has been in a car accident because even though they've broken up, David left Patrick as his emergency contact

Nature:

the ocean grew hands to hold me [david/patrick, T, 1,500] - David and a lot of feelings about water. Or, I sat by a lake in Ontario for three days and made it everyone else's problem.

Food:

so bitter and so sweet [david/patrick, E, 26,940] - is coffee a food? Idk. Coffeeshop AU in which David is the barista, with a side of Stevie/Twyla rivals to lovers.

Fashion:

i feel dizzy, i feel sunny, i feel fizzy and funny and fine [david/patrick, E, 3,499] - Patrick tries a new fashion. (It's lace panties.)

Self-Care:

paint me up (you're my favorite color) [david/patrick, E, 2,498] - David's nail polish makes Patrick a little bit insane (and also horny). And then David paints Patrick's nails, and that also makes him a little insane.

Themes and info are here

Thanks for the tag, @elleelleg and @a-noble-dragon!

Song Fic:

you can tell everybody (that this is your song) [david/patrick, T, 1,000] - ten unrelated lyric prompts into a canon divergent drabble sequence. While a lot of my fics are inspired by songs, this is probably the only one that could be considered a song fic.

Magical Realism:

Room Nine is a Wormhole [david/patrick, T, 2,615] - more or less what it says on the tin.

Wedding Bells:

yeah i'm afraid (but i'll follow you anyway) [david/patrick, T, 1,877] - pre-wedding introspection from both David and Patrick

Ladies of SC:

the world would make sense again (if i held your hand) [alexis/twyla, T, 2,699] - Twyla tries to get over her fear of flying in order to visit Alexis in New York