Aug 2
Nellie is the best person to ever be on Bake Off Fight Me
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Nellie is the best person to ever be on Bake Off Fight Me
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FUCKING PAUL HOLLYWOOD.
HE IS SO PREJUDICE OMFG.
HE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED.
my dream kn life is to be on the great british baking show im not even joking
it would probably go bad since standing is hard and idk if they've had... even one disabled competitor. but i would love to share my baking.
i wish that hollywood fellow on bake off would put some brown contacts in
great british bake off series 4, episode 1, showstopper challenge cakes RANKED
based on my preference/theoretical excellence if the idea had been done perfectly, not actual execution in the episode
FROM WORST TO FIRST
THIRTEENTH is lucy: get those fucking figs OFF my chocolate cake. and thyme??? get the fuck out of here. the dope chocolate trees don't make up for it let alone the gross white chocolate frosting..... also the inside isn't even fucking chocolate. or if it is it's white chocolate. UGH
TWELFTH is deborah: coffee. gross
ELEVENTH is christine: chocolate hat looks so cutes and delicious ganache on the outside... but then you cut it open and it's like orange or some shit as the dome of the hat??? this is a CHOCOLATE CAKE contest ma'am
TENTH is ali: white chocolate and raspberries :///// nasty and with passionfruit seed baked inside the cake... for you to break your teeth on.... no thanks
NINTH is ruby: chocolate and ginger...? must we... at least it's kind of pretty but i'm so sick of this shit. i know they're trying to have some diversity of flavors and be a lil ~creative~ with it but I just don wanna eat dat. also the recipe looks a lil dry
EIGHTH is toby: the chocolate frosting looks pale and unflavorful. downgrade
SEVENTH is kimberley: chocolate :D raspberry :D BASIL??? D: I'd eat this only if the basil is untastable. or maybe I'll be brave and eat it whatever the texture looks pretty good. it's rated higher than toby's because the inside of the cake looks bettor
SIXTH is mark: profiteroles... unnecessary... I'd eat it tho. milk chocolate monstrosity
FIFTH is robert: chocolate and raspberry with white and dark chocolate panels. looks okay why not
FOURTH is beca: the choc cake is too pale inside for my taste but the jam looks good best one I'd eat so far [in the reveal order of the episode] ... chocolate and cherry yummey
THIRD is frances: chocolate hazelnut slay and the squirrels are so cutesssss her designs are SO apropos for a children's clothing designer lol
SECOND is howard: looks the most gorgeous and special like from a fancy bakery (or am i being tricked by the rectangular shape...)... looks sooo good
FIRST is glenn: fuck yeah give me that mother fucking thing (even tho they said he didn't bake it that well in the ep..... but the #PIZZAZZ and the concept looks so good and yummy)
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Great Lines, Little Context
Noel: I call it sleepwalking. Others call it -
Mark: Being a vampire?
Noel: - taking people into the bushes and sucking all their blood out…. I mean…. 🤷♂️ people like to split hairs.
just read the rumours that paul and nigella hate each other… delicious
OMG they are making s'mores on Bake Off
What exactly are digestive biscuits? They sound like something you'd give your grandad who needs to poo
"We don't want chocolate spilling out. These must be neat" I have never consumed a s'more that was clean or neat
They used ganache instead of chocolate?
It's really odd to see s'mores passed as gourmet
Bald Eagle Rating: 2/5