death of the author requires you to kill me

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

meowing is one of the coolest things that anything can ever do i think

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

my most loyal oomf. come here. I'm gonna kick your ass

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just ambivalent to see me

goonslop is what i feeds my henchmen so they grows up nice and strong, see?

since i dont see enough of it: nonbinary transfems i love you so so much