death of the author requires you to kill me

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

So hungry I could eat a specific mutual

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

@annafall @kaliboudica

¿is it on fire or are they baptizing it?

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

hello pervert with excellent music taste

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

it doesnt matter how much the top is humiliating the bottom by making him ask for what he wants you cannot trick me into thinkng enthusiastic consent is sexy

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