recreational lepidopteran

that couple just set the bar to the top of the empire state building and I've been out here doing floor yoga in hell

I wonder if the delivery person can see that there are headphones in the package they're dropping off later today. and how much funnier it will make it that they can hear nyancat coming through the cracks in the front door for 100 of gods own hours

📣 ITCHING IN THE HEALING PHASE IS WORSE THAN THE PAIN OF GETTING THE TATTOO

I wonder which statistics I've contributed to unknowingly by just living my life

storing the remaining doses of your edible in the original, extremely frustrating childproof container because it's the only thing that keeps the demons that live in the impulse control center of your brain from sneaking a delicious little mistake at 9 am >>>>>>

whenever I have a day where I don't get much done (and wanted to), I usually find that there was a bit of writing jammed in my neurons and nothing else could get around it

pulled a sticker off and it left sticky underneath :((( never could have foreseen this tragedy

happy first day of summer reading program 🥳📚🦕🦴🪏🎉