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please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

it makes your cock awesome

try NEW dr pepper cherry vanilla. it makes your cock awesome

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

@homo-economics