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Whitework Embroidered Muslin Day Dress, English, c. 1808

—john price

this man is your bear. he's hairy like one, big like one—he loves to touch you and all that, but i don't think he'd be big on physical touch. he's someone who demonstrates love with acts of service and respect; but also this guy heats up quite quickly.

he'll never decline a deep hug or you sitting in his lap while you two laze around. you're his wife, he wants you at his side—but to sleep? you already sleep with him in bed, lady. he'll keep an arm over your hip if you really want to be held to sleep, but if you really want to be spooning you'll need to invest in a ceiling fan lest he be kept all night sweating into your back. he's an old man, he needs his beauty sleep.

—johnny mactavish.

he's the one that made me want to write this. johnny is a pure simp, he looooves women. especially his woman. he loves to show you off with a hand on your waist and constantly is kissing at your cheek because he just loves you so much!

i saw on a tiktok by #1 gaz lover that they would headcannon him chronically falling asleep during movies and i 100% agree. but the thing is he's so contagious like that and it causes you to fall asleep as well sometimes. it's a theme with this man, any still moment leads him to want to sleep and it has to be with him spooning you or holding you. he's really big on you laying on top of him too because then you become his personal blanket! it's either that, or you're sleeping with your face on his chest with his arm wrapped around your waist.

and he swears he sleeps better when you scratch his mohawk!

—simon riley.

this man yearns to be held.

at the beginning of your relationship, it took an odd amount of time for him to actually sleep with or around you. after sex he'd only snooze off for like an hour and then he's just waiting for you to wake up or leaves because he's really awkward like that. and then when he finally began to sleep with you he would struggle staying asleep because of the nightmares.

he refused to scare you more than once when he tried—but what really helped him get better was when he figured out he actually slept longer and calmer when you held him, or in the very least spooned him. he doesn't really know why, or he does but he's too embarrassed to admit he feels safe when he's held like a baby by his lady. it's his melatonin now, caress your finger nails down his back and let him lay his head into your neck or chest and he's out like a light. sometimes you wake up struggling to breathe because he'll literally be sleeping on top of you like a dog.

when you're unavailable he finds the most recently worn hoodie of yours and puts it over a pillow to sleep because even your scent soothes him.

—kyle garrick.

he's so casual with the cuddling. this guy could probably be with you at a friend's house and you'll have to be thigh to thigh with his arm wrapped around your shoulders. he becomes so much more zen and loves to hear you talk during this time. he's also kinda always shirtless when he's home so he tries to take your clothes off to cuddle "skin to skin" but you can't tell if he's just trying to get you naked.

he's like price—he needs a cool breeze to sleep, so blankets are really important to him. he'll change his bedsheets and blankets every season too, but he doesn't let his need for coolness to stop him from cuddling with you. he loves to have you lay your head on his bicep or chest with his arm wrapped around you or rubbing somewhere over your skin. at least his bicep will be supporting you while you both sleep.

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

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