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@angthelion
shit that pisses me off so fucking bad because the photo itself is of (you guessed it) SOLDIERLANDER not your HALLUCINATED YAOI FROM YOUR ASSHOLE. he is literally straddling HIS SON HERE and you’re talking about DOGSHIT NONSENSE with his heterosexual coworker I HATE YOU ALL
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Homelander: oh my god I’m so overstimulated I need to kill someone
I brought a thingy about time traveling Soldier Boy rescuing baby John from the lab
It's in Russian, though
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85567611
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i need every single wincestie to get into the boys and start writing soldierlander fics for everybody’s enjoyment
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Homelander fixing his daddys shield god hes such a fucking daddys boy its pathetic soldier boy needs to fuck him crazy style
If this is real they need to do it again
Always liked Dua
You go girl
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
resilient, meaning "they'll have to take anything we can throw at them in terms of trauma and abandonment because fuck off if you think any adults are gonna take responsibility for the impact of their actions on kids" and also meaning "so you're a numb and dissociating child now"
I got a combo yay
Idc what people say. Soldierlander is still wining People are dumb to say that SB was betrayed AGAIN. It's not about betrayal it's about Homelander being not able to let go his father WHO accepted him as son and wished him good luck It's the first time for me to see how much HL is giving so much love and apreciate to a person. So, I'm more surprised with SB who decided to leave than with Homie who wouldn't let him go Still a win for me
The Boys S05E06
And then Jensen came out and gave the "there is a future for him and me" interview anyway.
They really do it to themselves. At a certain point, it stops being the fault of the shippers. Eric simply can't write a singular straight man and a singular straight man-on-man relationship. And Jensen is cursed against his will, but cursed nonetheless.
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To be a true fan of Pennywise you have to hate him a little bit ❤️
So, Soldier Boy knows Homelander's birthday. Not the made up one by Vought. His actual birthday.
(He only says "Spring 1981" but let's just assume he knows the exact date.)
What if they were to celebrate together his real birthday, as father and son, just the two of them, away from the cameras...
They could go incognito, fly somewhere far and have a nice time together...
Homelander wants to do childish things he didn't get to do when he was a kid and Soldier Boy indulges him, it's his special day, after all. So they go to a... Vought E. Cheese or something lol. Homelander eyes a giant Soldier Boy plush that requires 3000 tickets to claim. Without him even saying anything it's clear he wants it, so his dad takes this as a challenge and together they manage to collect the tickets. When they redeem it, Soldier Boy sarcastically says "is the little baby boy happy now that has his plushie?" and Homelander thinks this is the best day of his life.
Since that day, Homelander sleeps hugging it.
Even John didn’t knew when was his birthday exactly.
when a fictional man is pinned face down against the floor by his own archenemy with whom he secretly shares an intense homoerotic tension with. (Hwang In-ho and Seong Gi-hun. #457 #inhun.)
SHIT bro that’s literally most of my Homelander yaoi ships. simultaneously. all at once
the aforementioned face-down pinning
homoerotic tension #1
homoerotic tension #2 & 2.5
homoerotic tension #3….
For God so loved the world
If you know you know.
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normal enemy interaction
Everyone's wondering "why does Soldier Boy hit Homelander in the trailer?" but I figured it out. This is foreplay. First with his mom, now with his dad. Parallels, get it?
I hope he’ll fuck John nasty
