miniscule goblin impractical sword

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

pro tip: base absolutely everything you do on how you think it will influence others perception of you

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

hardest part of artfight is convincing yourself that people will not, in fact, stone you to death when you draw them art of their ocs