BIRDY

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr

@pandoratheancient

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

@goodvibes-floatin

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YES

YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL

Look at this dog

this is like when you’re playing a game with stiff animations and you press left and right a bunch as you run

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

Okay WAIT. Shout out to the person who took over the beat for her. This will go down in history.