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YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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So I tried my hand at an animatic and ended up with this, because who doesnt love that one scene from Tangled
For context, this is my dnd character Salem, a triton tempest cleric, attempting to court his beloved sea god when he asks him on a date with divine intervention, so basically, an inside joke that turned out half decent, probably thanks to the fact I had good references for each frame
But yeah, here it be
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Babe, wake up, new long creacher just dropped
Absolutely obsessed with this decedent slut
Goodbye brooding, haunted vampire bf era, now is the Era of the Whore!
since people seem to think the timing is off in the new OP, i think i know what song it was originallyĀ set toā¦
At least 3 times I uttered aloud: ā/Are you fucking kidding me?/ā
WHAT THE HELL.
I hate this so much
The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic ā¦
the Bard will never die.
and this comic is fucking genius.
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these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.
the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
Apparently you get automatically suspended from twitter if you say the word āMemphisā
Turns out it was true lol
TODAY ITāS A GREAT DAY BECAUSE ITāS MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND ITāS ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
Itās also the day Marty McFlyās dad is murdered in the bad timeline
wow this is just a bad date in fiction
Itās the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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#2, Brute?
I made the ugliest noise.
Itās not even March. Itās literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.
TODAY
what's your type?
type of what
oh red
THEY ROBBED US FROM SERETONIN NOO
//also a good close-up to see their hair textures. i didnāt know that Sixās hair were a bit messy and Monoās hair were (or at least look like to me) puffy, so thatās coolš
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Oooooooohhh my goooood!!!!Ā Iām gonna cry this is so precious ;;A;;
Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks
Evidence:
Update: Legolasā pupils are about 3.5Ā cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.
And they told you science was no fun.
Science!
Iām going to do it. Iām going to hand it in.
Legolasās pupil size isnāt the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you canāt see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isnāt impossible.
But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.
you mean like
@sidereanuncia itās back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmaresĀ
I shall never find peace.
Also, for what itās worth, thereās absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.
Thereās no evidence that Middle Earth curves.
Yeah there is. Ā The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor. Ā But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.
So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.
So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? Thatās awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by thisĀ āhorizonā bullshit.
Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post
Elves are flat-earthers
This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage
This post really was a rollercoaster.
for elves it was a straight line
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that itās so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia
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Happy new year
Return of the king
Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg āprove this is a triangleā I literally know itās a triangle like intuitively bitch
