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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...

Look...

finding out ppl genuinely keep talking about him like that even as a joke is insane. nico di angelo who went to find the doors of death on his own. nico di angelo who wanted to sacrifice his own soul to bring his sister back. nico di angelo who was willing to disappear into the shadows to save camp (a place that hadn’t yet accepted him). nico di angelo who went to tartarus to save Bob. nico di angelo who insisted on bringing people on mini non-official quests for the greater good, even going alone. nico di angelo who in the court of the dead admits he can’t sit still without adventure. who cant settle in peace without making a change, helping people.

also a side tangent: i dont think solangelo would settle into mortal life. nico especially is too disconnected and he’s finally turned camp into a home. i think the only thing camp half blood can learn from camp jupiter is new rome and i think that now campers are living longer, they could find a way for some to settle at camp for a longer time rather than always ‘graduating’ camp. plus, nico’s being set up to test lots of therapy methods etc etc for other campers so i think he could have a big role in campers’ mental health

him being a counselor half the time and the rest of the time he’s doing some bullshit like helping out on random quests, maybe even the hunters bc i feel like knowing thalia and reyna helps, finding random demigods, training demigods, etc. etc.

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

Fortunately the clerks served under King Bumi the First and are well aquatinted with explaining chaos to the confused citizenry of Omashu. Without missing a beat they print the posters in 2 parts.

The first (read this aloud) part is a fairly standard Wanted poster explaining that King Bumi II Toph the Blind Melon Bandit Lord is Banned from the Omashu Transport system for crimes etc….

Rest in peace to the incredible Anthony Stewart Head (20th February 1954 - 1st June 2026)

Laura: So like...sisters?

Carmilla: Your obliviousness is exhausting.

Laura: Are you a boy donning a disguise to woo me in secret?

and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... monsters???

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