AndroQueen

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

Just checking in, we all know this is a shitpost, right? Literally, obviously a joke? You cannot sous vide at 135c. At 100c we would call that "boiling". By the time water hits 135c it is steam.

Oh, it does say 135c. 135f is the correct temperature for sous vide so my mind just skipped over that. TBF I can see someone who is stupid enough to microwave steak to "sear" it accidentally writing C instead of F so it could still be real.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

doomscrolling thru the weather app

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

anthony fantano your end will be swift and merciless

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod