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@androqueen
No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past
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Dahling you simply must read this book! Itās all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
fire was invented by the grain industry
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sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod
When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, Iām lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because Iām so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny
my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*
me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day
my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?
me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away
my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said
me: hilarious
my elf roommate: Hello
jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)
when i was a kid, my deda used to say he took a shot of jagermeister every month and it stopped him from getting colds! now iām older and i think alcoholism must run in the family
in other news, i am incredibly intoxicated BUT i can breathe through my nose again
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they should invent a sunday that doesnāt make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time
My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button
If I was a drink Iād be a pomegranate strawberry ICEE with a candy straw and sugar sprinkle add-ins with nerds
This is a tag game now okay?
@lostalice-diary @tranen-eines-engels @obsessionrevived @unspokenhymns @dearpoeticlove @bloodsoaked-bride
Anyone else who wants to join!!!!
awwwā¦ this is so cute!! ā” thanks for the tag, dear ><
hmmā¦ if i were to be a drinkā¦ i think iād be something like an iced butterfly pea flower tea latteā¦ with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top!! just to make it a bit sweeter, hehe >< ā”
@bloodmoonshinesonme, @yandere-herrscher, @teacupbnuuy, @winged-rabbits, @wh4taboutthesky, @sickpassionatelover, @seekbobo, @heavenb1tes, @m3dicated-bun, @jjnebg00, @spiritstoleurheart + open tag!!
Thank you for the tag!!!! <3
If I was a drinkā¦ maybe an earl grey tea with a little bit of milk and sugar? Ooo and a cookie, probably chocolate chip cause Iām basicā¦
Now I want teaā¦ /į - Ė -ć ā³
@3xsangu1nat1on @kittytime27 @tired-tired-rat + anyone else!!!
Thanks so much for tag!
I think I'd be uuum Dr pepper cause everyone loves me except for me!! :3
@damsel-understresss @gayness-offical @evil-vampire-always etc!!
thx for the tag! I would be a dunkins refresher cause im so sweet, cool and tasty!!!
@cosmic-weaponry @princessnymphae @oxyisdamoron @unjudgmentalnoob @ameelawless ect !
whats kinds of drink even exist...? i'd probably be some sweet flavored milk maybe? with some kind of soft fruit
i'm lazy if you see this you should do it
if I were a drink Iād be a lavender oat milk latte cause Iām extra and performative (something something flower symbolism if you catch my drift)
@y0urbrother-thefailure @yourstrulyy-valentine
@sg-se @shanky2panky @noticethelotus
Thx for the tag ^^
I didn't know what to say so I asked my wife she says I'm an iced coffee š¤I agree
@tweemogirlchar @fist-full-of-feathers @frxnkiistein @shoshialyakward @ierofang @burntchilds
id be black coffee probably šāš»
@oliverkisser @angelwfangss @freaky-puppy-nath @fagrots @godschosenfagg @harryisfuckingevil @bbyslurrp @nosmokevirgin
Holy shit got tagged by king himself
Uhhh probably Sprite cuz I love Sprite
Pitch Black
@liquidcookiecreamtrap @collar-i-hardly-know-her @theyhitthe2ndtower @thestrangestodessey
cherry limeade
@harrylovesbowie @angelicechelon and whoever else wants to do it
hmmm... espresso martini
@lancetling @aura1817 @solvibullet and anyone else ā”
A cosmopolitan
@perpetuallypierrot @couldbecullen @tyranny-without-y-is-trann
:)
I would be a large, thick smoothie with banana, homemade apple and clementine juice, lots of grated Jonagold apple, burnt cinnamon, a bit of rice milk, kiwi seeds, caramel and grated coconut on the top <3
Thanks for the tag !!! Im thirsty now
@flying-pierog @eebyandneebystosleeby @androqueen @canis-pluralis @severevoiddragon @falazaria +anyone who'd like to join
rose milk bubble tea with strawberry popping boba!
@catgirlfunctor @cryingprussian @killhitleragain @komputerwelt @largegaybird @sovietunion
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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
āGLā can mean both āgood luckā and āgirls loveāā¦. yuri blessingā¦ā¦ā¦
