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“am i the only one who-” no

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

Facebook Messenger Basketball vs Soccer

The age old question… When it comes to Facebook Messenger games embedded in sports ball emojis, which titan of mundanity reigns supreme?

Although those of superior intellect, penis size and prowess excel in basketball, there is something to be said about the micropenis wielding savants that can bounce the ol’ black and white more times than others.

The superior basketball players usually have a penis size of at least average, though more times than not the size of their penis is above the mean. They can use an agile thumb to shoot not only at a basket, but a moving one after scoring ten points. The speed increases, as does the penis size of the average player of this level, after 20 points. The elite basketballers (or ballers as I refer to them) are usually social butterflies full of charisma and testosterone. Their pants are also filled to the brim with…you guessed it…penis.

Those who excel at soccer, on the other hand, have a merit of their own. Despite a significantly smaller average penis size, they have a “special” (as their mothers would refer to it) charm. Able to alienate even the friendliest of fellow human beings with their lack of common knowledge and all around awkwardness.

Does this make the basketball elite better?

This dog…caught a fish…using croutons.