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Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

[realizes that what i am about to say is utterly nonsensical but that doesn’t matter because i genuinely mean it] Roderick Heffley Is Like Laura Palmer To Me

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

hey what the fuck are you talking about

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

shut the fuck up

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism