it's the mystic, better go ballistic

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville