it is I, someone you've never heard of

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

since neither jin guangyao or jiang cheng seem like the type to do baby talk, jin ling was probably already speaking full sentences by the time he was two

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

for the rest of his life carter vaughn assumes everyone around him is a closeted gay person just so he never has to be the only one running his mouth about allyship at the fag table in the russian ice cream shop again. people try to tell him this is NOT progressive but it's not about that.

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.