only on interview with the vampire/the vamprie lestat could an episode end with the two leads' heads getting chopped off but we're all like....yeah they just had a great convo though i feel good about where this is going :)
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only on interview with the vampire/the vamprie lestat could an episode end with the two leads' heads getting chopped off but we're all like....yeah they just had a great convo though i feel good about where this is going :)

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So fucking funny that Armand and Daniel wore masks to behead them. They came up behind Louis and Lestat. If they weren’t distracted, Louis and Lestat would have sensed them despite the masks.
They wore masks for the drama. I love you devil’s minion.
he's so cutesie
Aside from everything that happened in this ep I think Lestat mentioning “I have the blood of akasha (in me)” everytime he fucks some shit up is so funny to me 😭
underrated moment of ep6 was Lestat telling Gabriella to be there for Alex, her fledgling.

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note the phrasing armand and daniel use to discuss gabriella’s sexual abuse of lestat. look who they say is performing the action:
armand: lestat lays with his mother
daniel: so here [lestat] is, two months after his "murder," taking a break from recording his posthumous album to bone his mom on the bon sasquatch studio couch
now look at the phrasing louis uses after lestat’s breakdown:
louis: [my mother] never had sеx with me.
people seeing a scene of lestat being sexually assaulted by gabriella and that being leaked as revenge porn and coming to the conclusion that this show wants to tone down queerness in favor of "het sex" is why i will never take this fandom seriously. you're not seeing het sex you're seeing sexual assault. you're seeing lestat be drugged by a honey trap and used for sex. and in contrast you see two ex-husbands finding their way back together as two grieving parents but sure! the queerness was toned down because you don't see gay sex every 5 seconds
NEVER SAY NEVER DANIEL
I'm pretty sure the auctioneer in ep 1 said that the failures are 111 albums of audio!
Omg lifesaver I have the memory of a goldfish so I wasn't sure if it was ever said!
I have now rewatched the auction scene and it is confirmed 111 albums. I'm going to presume that Lestat has filled both sides to the maximum on each vinyl since 111 albums of gossip is insane otherwise.
I started by trying to figure out what size the vinyl was (with standard sizes of vinyls coming in 7"/10"/12"). Using the trusty measuring tool of a bendy ruler on my laptop screen, the guy on the left hand side when Lot 2 is being auctioned is around 90mm tall whilst a singular cube of the massive storage thing is about 7mm.
Since the upright vinyl is around 2 cubes tall, I calculated that (if the guy is average height of 175.3cm tall), 1 cube would be 7.78% of average height, so 13.63 cm making the size of the vinyl about 27cm.
Since the 12" is 30cm I went with that.
The maximum audio held by the 12" is 25 minutes per side, and considering the basslines of music usually take up the most space and Lestat is just gossiping I've decided to go with he's got the full 25 minutes.
With two sides each and 111 albums, this would come to 5550 minutes of audio, or 92.5 hours.
AKA a lot of failures.
I don't know if anybody else has calculated this already but props to them if they have and thank you Anon for the info!!!
How are we only on album 52 though?? Makes me even more anxious for the finale
"no one else would have us" my brother in christ you literally have a situationship at home 😭😭😭

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It's so funny Lestat was like "Pfff, Armand's in town? So what? He never does anything" right in the season Armand decided to so something 🥲💀
Bro's leaving his centuries old inertia state after he conditioned everyone to not take him seriously
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"not just anyone" okay damn
armand made his first fledgling in 500 years and immediately enlisted him in his ongoing deranged one-sided beef with his situationship from two centuries ago,, like he put that two-year old to work STAT

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Breaking Down the Train Scene for Dummies That Don't Rewatch the Seasons They Say They Love, Part 2: The Actual Truth, It Was a Lie and We Told You That for Years, You Idiots
She even imitated the face the previous actress did for measure, lmao.