"Not afraid, of the dark"

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

$2k/month studio apartment

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable