soft isn't weak

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

[Image ID: Tweet from Bob Golen (@/ BobGolen) on 5/17/26 reading: I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me. /End ID]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

listening to music that has nothing to do with Characters: omg this is so Characters

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

Image ID: A yellow book with an embellishment of an ear of corn in the middle. The book is titled "Corn Book for Young Folk" and is written by Williams and Hill. End ID.

[ID: A drawing of a little white cartoon dog running with a huge sword in their mouth. Text says, “Fuck Around And Find Out”. The background is yellow. /End ID]