"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

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"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

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the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied
and yes, it is sexual
i'm so fucking over it
Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄
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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!
Loneliness?

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if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
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Why you should read Sorcery and Small Magics by Maiga Doocy:
Cozy fantasy with an actual plot and stakes
But not crazy high stakes. Not "save the world stakes." I would describe this as a medium-stakes plot, if that makes sense.
Absolutely delightful prose. I love the way this book is written.
Really cool magic system that basically boils down to: some people can cast spells, some people can write spells, but no one can do both so casters and scrivers (spell writers) have to work together.
Wizard school setting that isn't just a H*rry P*tter copycat.
Queer disaster protagonist who intentionally pushes people away so he can't hurt them (I LOVE this trope)
The other protagonist is a grumpy perfectionist workaholic, but there's more going on beneath the surface
Slow burn romance that's ACTUALLY slow burn
On a similar note: rivals-to-lovers where the rivalry isn't just bullying or outright abuse that gets handwaved away once they fall in love
The romance doesn't overshadow the plot or fantasy elements. (I would describe this as a fantasy novel with a romance, as opposed to straight-up romantasy.)
Delightful side characters
Thoughtful commentary on class politics
The audiobook is also very good if you prefer that to paperback or ebook

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Quick Grimm sketch cause I’m still thinking about Sorcery and Small Magics by Maiga Doocy.
Go read it. I had a wonderful time :D
I am beyond excited to learn more about Sebastian Grimm in book 2 of the Wildersongs trilogy. But here is a incomplete list of what we DO know about him:
He hates lying to his mom <3
His hair lost its pigment after overusing his magic while casting for the first time
People think he overly scrutinizes spells, but he’s really memorizing them to account for his reading disorder
He planned to take over his mom’s flower trade before discovering he was a caster
His ears turn red when he’s embarrassed
Grimm understood there was a serious issue of Leo’s consent while under the curse (avoided commands, never took Leo’s affection as truth)
He acts similar to his mentor, Phade, who nominated him to the Fount when he was 11
He gets motion sick, poor guy
Phade is the only instructor in the Fount that’ll allow Grimm and Leo to work together
He’s trying to join the Coterie and get a seat in the Citadel so he can change the system from within (we love a man who can organize for systemic change)
People from his village, Dwull, have ostracized him since he was a kid. They blame him for losing control of the rain spell and the subsequent flooding (that distance from others has followed him to the Fount)
He seems only mildly affronted that Leo's Grandmagic threw him out a window in second tier
That man has so much restraint and I just need to know what he’s holding back. Biting his tongue to keep from saying what? Holding himself in check so much that his body trembles from effort. What was he going to do?!
We need his POV in the next book!! Grimm may have be outwardly put together, but Ik inside must be raging.
“I undid the curse while you were asleep.” Oh? I’m sure you did Sebastian Grimm. I’m sure it wasn’t on page 347 when you took a bolt through the chest for him, or on 352 when you said you would help Leo plant the hardiest of flowers in his mothers estate, or on 357 where you missed the trials to be at his bed side. Surely it was none of those and you undid it while he was asleep!
they're taking a nap, everything is fine.
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more old art! from last winter. I think this was the first MD fanart I'd ever done :0

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you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment
hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone
Model / Avatar / Species Swap
I had originally wanted to do a "Model Swap" where each character still has the same personality, but their avatar/model/species is swapped with another. However, I didn't know who to swap with who so I just did them all.