It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

my roommate wants to split our groceries evenly but i’m anorexic and she’s not… there is not going to be a lot of sharing going on here. you don’t want to eat my keto tortillas. the patient needs her food hoard to live

i jest but i am like lowkey crazy worried. i don’t even care if she catches onto me being anorexic like whatever it’s bound to happen but i don’t want to upset her and i also definitely don’t want to um eat normal food. let’s segregate the kitchen. im lowkey converting back to veganism though as she is simultaneously giving up vegetarianism so that will like kind of help in theory. nobody wants to share my soy milk