9-5 businessman ampharos

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

zero note big man

[Me addressing a horrified crowd as I am at last consumed by the corruption and horrifically transformed into something unspeakable and distinctly other than human] Well it's not my fault you don't have a sense of whimsy

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don't see it

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

cats when you’re eating onions and garlic

mutuals when you’re flooding the dash with the latest hyperfixation