I'm just a silly guy

i cannot take any of your views on sexism, patriarchy and gender seriously if you genuinely believe that women and men have different brains please stop putting this bullshit on my dash and stop believing in misogynistic pseudo science thank u

the amount of posts ive seen recently on my dash that uncritically parrot the myth that "trans womens brains are closer to cis women than cis men" as if that is in any way a progressive take is egregious. the idea that womens brains are different to begin with is scientifically unsound and rooted in misogyny, specifically the idea that women think differently and are less capable of logic and rationale while being more emotional. and you absolute idiots are taking this completely uncritically and going "yeah this is true women actually are more stupid. trans women included <3" just stop posting

tumblr users will just admit that they believe women are biologically and intellectually inferior and then think its progressive because they believe it applies to trans women also

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke her with a stick and she clasps her grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. her prayers always go through because she has never known sin

A concerning amount of y’all seem to think that being racist is a morally neutral position, instead of a prejudice that you are supposed to work on dismantling such as sexism, homophobia, and so on. I’d suggest watching kindergarten level cartoons to learn about treating others like human beings but some of y’all already do that and it’s not doing the trick.

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

Posts written by the prophet Elisha circa 900 BCE

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

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Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

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