dont worry about it

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

to be honest sometimes you guys call a guy a bottom when what he actually needs more than anything is to cry as he prematurely ejaculates into a dominant man’s ass. this is the main problem with our society today

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It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]