Smile Upon Me

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

Paramore was right. Hard times

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

i love the women here who only post when they want to complain about something or spread hate whenever i see their bitter text posts on the dashboard i feel so happy