i don't do bad sauce passes
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taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
trying on a metaphor
JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever
Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
I encourage you to be just a 🤏 smidge more of a little weirdo than you were yesterday ✨
That's the thing they beat Fozzie Bear Jesus with in Muppets Passion of the Christ
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At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
why do humans have a built in "let me bother this animal" switch and why is it so funnnnn. like yes hmmm ☝️ i think i Will poke this cat
idk if you're all aware but there's a dog on instagram who looks like a pit bull / chihuahua mix but in the most cartoonish way possible. they just mixed and matched parts.
like i know that what i'm seeing is just a dog but my brain keeps saying "centaur"
Modern Cotylorhynchus
i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
excuse me, no I wasn't???
congratulations to today’s lucky 10000
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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
so true
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