waits patiently for 2015 upload

And now, we wait

These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

okay but did it need lightning

her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’

You guys are going to glue a dildo on that aren’t you?

LMFAOOO

Thanks for the idea

I saw this and the first thing I thought was “somebody is going to use this to shove something else in their ass”

I’ll be passing these out on the street as part of my yearly community charity.

I’m convinced this is what the person that invented this had in mind.

Nah y'all just perverted lol you Dejeux girl ou pa bon lol

🌚 @kinghispaniola

They name this squat magic, but y'all tryna turn this into Squirt magic

In case nobody’s told you today, you’re worthy. You’re valid. I’m glad you exist

I like all the new variations to memes we’re desperately trying to preserve with the loss of Vine.

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

@nerdaday

give them the blankets

top bottom or vers is outdated and without nuance i propose we incorporate dom sub and switch to the mix like a d&d alignment chart

I… gays…I don’t know

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Whoever put the “b” in subtle was a troll

she’s out there making owl noises

who

ME @fierce-katzchen

I would show up at my professors house for some shit like this

I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.

Theresa Snakeinmyboot

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

THE FORGE GOD

this is the lidenfrost effect, his hand is soaked in water. when the water contacts the molten material it instantly evaporates because of the heat, causing a brief ‘shield’ of steam around his hand.

Thank u science side of tumblr

Also, don’t ever do this on purpose.

Also, don’t ever do this on accident.

reblogging for that gif

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to