[thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

my hands hurt

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal