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anderjak

this is what 90's game ads looked like

zangoonse

from what ive seen it was more like this

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discflame

my live reaction to this moment

itsyveinthesky

seabassapologist

penismage

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

gingerhaze

I did it

drawing 13 dwarves from memory is not easy

blondebrainpowered

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

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Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

robotdwarf

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

fredersen

mammalianmammals

Eastern Quoll (Dasyurus viverrinus), family Dasyuridae, order Dasyuromorphia, Canberra, Australia

photographs by Raelene Pitcher

bimmyjimmy

i didnt know the flash was on

crabussy

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

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pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

mezzodical

spockvarietyhour

Star Trek Deep Space Nine "If Wishes Were Horses"

lizbukchoy

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

pinniposting

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

littleguysdaily

milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

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memorycycle

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

memorycycle

its actually going pretty well

wojit

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