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heathyr

what the FUCKING HELL is this

sleepy-time-tea-bear

The fandom trying to figure out how Derek's son is 15

odumb-deactivated20220303

till deactivation do us part

flightyfinch

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

#not deactivated #just highly inactive #still alive

bunjywunjy

What is your favorite animal tidbit about the denizens of Lake Baikal?

actually my favorite thing about Baikal is the lake itself!

viewed from above, it looks like nothing particularly special. sure, it’s a big lake, but it doesn’t have the surface area of the Great Lakes or the Caspian Sea, right?

WRONG!

BOOM.

see, Lake Baikal really isn’t a lake at all, it’s a deep rent in the earth’s crust called a Rift Valley that just happened to get water in it. and the Baikal rift is one of the deepest and narrowest on earth, making this deceptively placid lake slightly over a MILE deep! that’s bonkers nutso.

like, you think the OCEAN is bad, just imagine being in a little fishing boat on this thing without realizing just how far away the bottom is....

bigwordsandsharpedges

Holy fucking shit

hematite2

That bitch has a quarter of the fresh water in the entire world?!

whitmerule

I notice you never answered the crucial first question, OP. What lives in it? What lives down in that lake?

bunjywunjy

congrats, you lucked out this time! because it’s

THEY

that dwell in the depths

whitmerule

THEY!

I love they!

#color me incredibly unnerved

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ariaste

I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

dinosauriaawesome

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.

eugeniedanglars

Reblogging this again to add that in addition to “Bye Bye Bye”, the following are also in the iTunes top 100 right now:

“Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus

“Celebration” by Kool & the Gang

“Fuck Donald Trump” by dropz

“Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” by Steam

“We Are the Champions” by Queen

“Dancing in the Street” by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas

“Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People (which is especially petty and hilarious because Trump used “Y.M.C.A.” as his campaign theme song)

“Philadelphia Freedom” by Elton John

“Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles

Absolutely outstanding work by the American people tonight.

kingjaffejoffer

deepblooded-deactivated20180213

trade season? more like

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

retroasgardian-deactivated20180

spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

linkedsoul

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

noping-out-deactivated20241117

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

chasing-asterion

seperis

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

taraljc

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

#always reblog

crobby

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starrynyxa

lordascapelion

antique-scarecrow

Holy shit it's only been a day

hockey-more-like

Some iconic hockey tweets for you

nicklas-snackstrom

this is AWESOME

madlori

Ok so the new Seattle hockey team did the thing and actually named themselves the Kraken and then they went and made this super badass intro video so...yeah.

amberbaka

@tanlefan

tanlefan

@amberbaka does this mean you'll come back to visit?

amberbaka

That might be a thing that happens, yes

nicklas-snackstrom

this is AWESOME

madlori

Ok so the new Seattle hockey team did the thing and actually named themselves the Kraken and then they went and made this super badass intro video so...yeah.

amberbaka

@tanlefan

studentlifeproblems

#me af

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[x] Acting Outlaws livestream 10/26/10

Here, have 3 minutes straight of Katee Sackhoff and Tricia Helfer giggling.

renaissancefleabag

Reblogging again for like the 3rd or 4th time because I just remembered this and I needed the laugh

#always reblog #new addition

kaelio

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice

kaelio

the tag game on this post is so strong