*Interesting Title*

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

A Wave of Fuckor Wracked My Feeble Body by Fall Out Boy

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

There should be a button on the "previous order" page of online websites that tells you how much you've given that shop over your lifetime so that you can stare at the number and feel like shit. This would not improve shopping or help them make money, but nevertheless. I am so curious.